Transcript Episode Four
Buddy Duquesne 0:10
And then I challenged the innkeeper to a drinking contest. And I said that if I won, that I could stay, and if I lost that I would go at the end of the week as promised.
Alice White 0:31
And how'd that turn out for you?
Buddy Duquesne 0:33
I did win. But that was just the rules that I set. So he didn't agree to change anything. And now I just feel sick.
Alice White 0:48
I'm so sorry. You look terrible.
Buddy Duquesne 0:51
Well we gotta do this broadcast because, you know, the people deserve to know what is happening in the tournament. And what what to expect tomorrow after tonight's joust, so we should tell them and go to the match and I'll be (burps) I'll be okay.
Alice White 1:16
I'm, I'm so sorry you- you look.. You look terrible. Let me- let me go ahead and get us started.
Buddy Duquesne 1:21
Okay.
Alice White 1:23
Welcome back residents of Caliano. It is wonderful to have you back. We have missed the joust and we are so excited for the fighting to return tomorrow. We are here to do an update and to get you ready for the matchups to come.
Buddy Duquesne 1:44
That is right Alice, and what matchups they are. My personal hero and idol Sir Vai of (burps) oh geez. Oh gosh.
Alice White 1:57
Oh, go ahead, go ahead and put your head between your knees. That's okay. I'll keep going. Sir Vai the knight of cups will be tilting against Sir Sayif, if the knight of swords in the first matchup that will be this evening's matchup. We will-
Buddy Duquesne 2:20
You better believe that there is no love lost between these two fantastic competitors. And I will be there yelling and making you, Alice, feel bad for liking the wrong one.
Alice White 2:35
Well, I guess it's all in the spirit of sportsmanship and good fun. I, well, we'll have to see what happens this evening. So we'll be telling you about that match tomorrow
Buddy Duquesne 2:47
You won't be saying that after Sir Vai wipes the floor with sir What's his face,
Alice White 2:55
Sayif. excellent and so tomorrow's match that we will be telling you about. Next day is the knight of pentacles versus the knight of Wands. I
Buddy Duquesne 3:05
can't wait for this fight. Finally, somebody's gonna show that kid from wherever how to be angry and fight good.
Alice White 3:18
Sir Dunia and Sir Ignatius will go four bouts and we cannot wait to see this clash of temper on the field
Buddy Duquesne 3:26
Nothing but respect for Sir Ignatius.
Alice White 3:30
And of course, Sir Dunia who deserves respect as a competitor in this- in this tournament
Buddy Duquesne 3:36
thus far, I am not impressed, but we shall see.
Alice White 3:40
But we shall see. In the meantime listeners and residents-
Buddy Duquesne 3:46
I feel like such a jousthead
Alice White 3:48
in the meantime, listeners and dear residents of our fair Kingdom, May all your Lances strike true.
Buddy Duquesne 3:57
The joust is recorded by buddy Duquesne Alie White and edited by buddy Duquesne and produced by Alice White. Our theme music is Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeod and all of the other music in the podcast is by Kevin MacLeod, Licensed under a Creative Commons 4.0 attribution license. If you want to reach out to Buddy or Alice, you can find them on Twitter at @buddy_Duquesne and @AliceWhitethp respectively. The show can be found @thejoustpod. Until next time, may your lance strike true
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